I understand that when people say “the joys of motherhood” they’re being sarcastic, but I wish that just once that sarcasm wasn’t the result of baby diarrhea. Once you’ve heard one “joys of motherhood / diarrhea joke,” you’ve heard them all. Except this time, a CPA was involved. Which brings me to my next point: Why not start a reality show about parenting called “The Joys of Motherhood” and capture all of these incidents on camera for the public’s entertainment? How hysterical would that be? It’d be like Candid Camera, where you put a parent with a child who’s on the verge of a diaper explosion in an otherwise “normal” situation, like in an accountant’s office, an adult toy shop, or at a screening of The Hunger Games, and then film the reaction of the surrounding people after the child “stinks up the room.” Comedy gold! And then, right after it happens, the mother looks at the hidden camera and goes, “THE JOYS OF MOTHERHOOD!!!” Funny, right? This idea has legs, believe me.
But enough about my awesome ideas. Let’s talk about taxes. Has ne one ever filed taxes when they were on unemployment for a yr? Desirae has some questions.
I’ll say upfront that I’ve personally been on unemployment after losing a job, and I harbor no judgment toward those who are forced to live on it after getting laid off. HOWEVER, if Desirae thinks she’s getting money BACK from the government after filing just because she has two children, she’s been poorly misinformed (unless that return comes in the form of two twenty dollar bills). This whole thread sounds like a Yahoo! Answers page gone wrong to me. “Hehehe once u got dem babbies iz all about da money! Cha chinnnggg!” Girl, no. Even if you think something like that, don’t go on record saying it on the internet. Use ur smarts. Be a responsible citizen. Don’t broadcast your idiocy.
Oh! But speaking of Yahoo! Answers, check out what someone sent me the other day:
Regular readers will instantly recognize this woman as the mother featured in this classic post. For anyone who’s ever wondered what happened with Vadgesty Foxi Maiden and her twin sister Vagena Tamphen Pohtaytar, well, today your prayers have been answered. It’s times like these that the internet seems so big, and yet so small. We’re all connected in this crazy, mixed-up world, aren’t we? You, me, and Vadgesty and Vagena, bless their poorly-named dozens-of-months-old hearts. At least their mother finally recognized that their names might not be as yooniquely amazing as she once thought (although the question mark in her post title suggests that she still kinda loves them). Click here to read all the responses. My favorite says, “People can be incredibly crude, cruel and judgemental. But with a name like Vagena, I can see why.”
(submitted by Anonymous)
Okay my hubby sucks as coming up with names but he has yet to come up with something as horrible as Vagena or Vadgesty!
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